So you know what really blows monkey balls? When someone tells you they'll email you their part of a gigantic project that's due in a few days for you to piece together and make sense of, and then they either a) don't send it until midnight, or b) don't send it at all.

And then you know what really blows even bigger monkey balls? When you call them to tell them to send you the damn stuff and they're not even at home.

And then you know what really takes a large chunk right out of every possible monkey ball? When the person calls you back and says they'll send it in the next couple of minutes and never do.

Bastards!