I have to write a book review, a movie review, and a book critique sometime in the next 5 hours. No Biggie. I can handle it with a supersize coffee and all of my European caffeinated chocolate that my sister bought for me. It's so melt-in-the-mouthy!

I am such an infomercial whore. I totally bought the Revo Styler in December and have used it a total of... one time. Pffft whoever said that your hair won't get caught in the brush is the biggest liar ever. It gets wrapped around the tiny space between the handle and the brush, thus making it absolutely impossible to untangle. But I was watching TV last night at approzimately 12:30am (which is technically this morning, but shut up) when an infomercial for the Split Ender came on. And oh my fuck it is the coolest thing ever! You just brush it through you hair and it trims all of your split ends! One woman had hair that looked like pubic hair, one sweep of the Split Ender, and voila! No more pubes, just healthy looking hair!