My mom and sister have gone to Germany for 2 weeks and I've been left at home with my father. That's not so horrible, unless you consider the fact that WE HAVE NO FOOD TO EAT a bad thing.

I tried my very best to make some nice beef bourginionne for dinner last night. It was all homemade, marinade, gravy, and all.

It looked like wet shit.

Not surprisingly, it also tasted like wet shit.

My dad gobbled up the partially-cooked beef and burnt noodles (I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who has ever burnt noodles) and told me it was really good. That's awfully nice of him, but I knew better and threw mine out.

Tonight's dinner: McDonalds