The plan was to amaze you with my incredible digestive system and post pictures of myself while eating the macaroni, but no, of course that is not possible!

My stupid webcam isn't working.

Webcams actually really creep me out. And voice conversations too. I hate the fact that people can see me and hear me without being in the same room. It's just a freaky concept that I prefer to avoid.

You know what else gives me shivers?

Wet kleenex.

Have you ever tried wiping something up with kleenex and have them turn into some messy glob of soggy tissue? It's so thoroughly disgusting!