To clear up a little misconception about the stalker incident:I do in fact know the person who sent me the package, but I've only talked to them over the internet, and I haven't given out my address to them. Or to anyone, actually.
Thus my reaction of ohmyfreakingod!
P.S. Few things are more amusing than a guy running down an empty hallway to hug you, and halfway there, slipping on his shoe, falling backwards into a locker, and hitting his head on the door.