(Yes yes, I know, I shoud be doing all that work I was tell you about. But one of the deadlines got moved back 2 days, so now I have TWO MORE DAYS TO PROCRASTINATE! HAHA... I'm so bad.)

Booga's comment about veterinarians sitting around eating brownies made my mind jump into action. Booga's anti-Ben is the equivalent to my Sandy the evil vet tech (STEVT). So, for you wonderful people, I have created a list of why I hate STEVT, entitled:

1. When dogs have mites, she feels the need to tell me "Don't rub yourself up against them." (Ummm... do I really need to explain how STUPID THAT IS?)

2. She eats pasta in plastic containers EVERY DAY and leaves the containers in the sink, just so the sauce can solidify into a mass of red crap that takes me half an hour to rinse out.

3. She leaves empty food cans lying around that start to smell. The recycling bin is RIGHT THERE! TOSS 'EM IN!

4. She sings along to Greenday and wears skate shoes with her scrubs. (I actually think that's pretty cool, but just because it's her, I HATE IT!)

5. It has taken me 40 minutes to write this entry (I got distracted, okay?!) and that's 40 minutes I'll NEVER GET BACK because of HER! IT'S ALL HER FAULT!