I am well aware that you are reading this now, even though I have asked you not to.

I know this because of:

a) the saved by the bell quiz

b) I never told you about the girl getting scratched by the cat

and c) the asking me to eat pizza episode, then you turning around and taking it back once you read what I wrote here.

THAT was not subtle, you are very very obvious.

So please, do not read this anymore.

I won't ask again before I put a password on this or change my diary to somewhere else...