I repeat: STUPID TEETH!!!

Also, I believe it was the first time that these people have ever done a root canal. Really. EVER.

So, I have compiled a list of things that went horribly wrong at today's appointment. It shall be called:

1. While drilling into my tooth, Dr.Hamburger (as I so cleverly decided to disguise his name) stopped, looked at me, and exclaimed "ohhhhhh no"

*this was quickly followed by my internal panic*

2. The doctor's assistant was Spanish.

3. The doctor was not.

4. Halfway through the appointment, Dr.Hamburger looked over towards his assistant and said "NO! DON'T PRESS THAT!"

*this was followed by even more internal panic*

5. Dr.Hamburger asked "What did you press?" and the spanish assistant responded with "Send To... I think I sent it to her..."

*WHAT? WHAT IS *IT*? WHAT DID YOU JUST INJECT IN ME?!* <- internal panic reaches it's maximum capacity

6. As the appointment was finishing, the doctor leaned over my face and burped.

I'M NOT JOKING.

I GOT DOCTOR BURP IN MY MOUTH.

EWWWWW!!!

The only good thing about this whole ordeal is that I didn't have to go to school today. I'm currently enjoying a nice episode of "All My Children", and I really should get back to that yummy bowl of KD I just made.

Remember kids, the lesson of the day is:

Nurses and Doctors need to speak the same language to communicate effectively.

And I still don't know what they accidentally gave me.......