Okay people, I've come up with a NEW RULE that absolutely must be obeyed in my presence.Do not stop in the middle of the hallway and makeout, therefore causing me to RAM MY FACE INTO YOUR BACKPACK!!! Save your public displays of affection for when I'm NOT three steps behind you!!!
Oh, what's that?! It's *MY* fault for following too close behind you?!
YEAH, WHATEVER!
YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT!
.....Okay I'm done now. Please be considerate of my face.
In other news, my busdriver has a mullet. A full-fledged mullet!!! And the busdriver is a SHE! A SHE!!!
We commonly refer to her as the Mulletron. Man I hate that woman, but that's another story altogether. If I didn't have so much math homework I'd share. But well, no, I don't want to right now. And I'm hungry dammit. Where's my spaghetti casserole?
