I just took my dog for a walk and had an extremely dorky moment with my new hot neighbour. And this is dorky to the EXTREME people, the *EXTREME*

It was dark. Approximately 8:40 pm. I was getting a bit chilly and decided it would be best if I cut through the field at the end of my street to get home. My dog was trotting along happily beside me. And that is when it happened, my friends.

I got close to the edge of the field and was going to jump over the ditch to get onto the road. Unfortunately, my dog was ready to jump before I was. He leaped and landed IN the ditch, half-pulling me with him, getting grungy water in my shoes.

I then started talking to my dog, going "Are you okay? Are you wet? Awww I'm sorry!"

And of course, at that moment, I looked up and saw my hot new neighbour about 7 feet in front of me with a strange look on his face. So we jumped over the ditch and I continued talking to my dog, *trying* to make it look like I talk to my dog all the time and I wasn't embarassed about it.

HAHA! I'm so smart! What a remarkable cover up!

.....yeah.

*cough*

So that's my story. A memorable first impression I'm sure. How could he possibly forget me now? I'm the girl that talks to dogs for gods sake!