Today I spent the better half of my morning training another kennel staffer at the vet. I do not understand why *I*, ME, the NEW PERSON was doing the training, because I just finished training a couple days ago myself. So I was completely unaware of where the lightswitch was in the basement, and being my usual unclean self, I didn't know how to work the dryer. That's a really good first impression to make when you're training someone."Uhh.. I know the light is around here somewhere..."
*grabs a flashlight and starts scanning the walls*
Then of course she finds the switch and is all like "BOOYA!" like she's the greatest ever. Pffft. Right.
So anyways, I start showing her around and she's not even listening to me. She's playing with the cat in the cage beside her. By this time she's pissing me off. And when I'm pissed off I like to cause bodily harm to other human beings.
So I told her she could feed the cats if she wanted to. Little did she know that "Tabi" the viscious orange cat took a chunck out of my hand last time I tried to give her water.
*MUAH HAHAHA*
So of course "Tabi" clawed her shirt and she was like "OWWWW!"
And I thought it was really funny.
Hahaha. Picturing it makes me laugh. I'm so mean.
