I had to go around and dig through closest to find old presents they'd given to me. I had to take the 3 giant cat stuffed animals that I got for Christmas from my Nanny (uhh right, how old am I again?) and put them in my room. My mom followed suit and got the table-top water fountain they'd given her and put it on the table in the backyard... hee hee why can't we just tell them that their presents suck instead of dragging them out of storage every time they visit?

I also need to prepare myself for the questions that will insue upon their arrival:

"So what university are you going to?"

I've decided to tell them I'm dropping out of high-school and joining my uncle in the welding-business.

"Do you have a boyfriend yet?"

I've decided to place several pictures of me with boys all over the house so when they ask I can just point to one and say "Nahh, but I have mad crazy sex with that one all the time."