I would just like to profess my undying love for American Idol. It is absolutely the MOST entertaining show on television at the moment, and I am proud to say that I have never missed a single episode. I've even taped some. Hehe. What? Did someone just call me a LOSER? I think not! But you see... the sad thing is... I'm Canadian. Why do I care at all about the AMERICAN Idol you ask? For one simple reason:
I must OBSERVE, TAKE NOTES and then PRACTICE so that I can be the CANADIAN IDOL! (Bah bah duahhh) (<-That was the American Idol music)
But of course I'll first have to have my name legally changed to something cool. That people will idolize. I'll be like.... DAQI HURNADEZ! YEAH! It sounds kind of spanish, don't you think? But I'm a short little white girl...it's unconvincing.
*note to self: refer back to notes and steal Justin Guarini's name. Everyone loves him. It must be the name because it's quite evident that he can't sing.*
Anyways. Look for me soon on a Canadian television station near you. CANADIAN IDOL (bah bah duahhh)
